May 2013
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
advantages of being a boy:
your boobs don’t get in the way
no period
your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
no childbirth
penises are fun
shirts always fit over your chest
you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
can use your bra as an extra pocket
gamsee:
hey you reblogged my post wanna go out with me
svphie:
i fuckin love boy hands
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
Yes
clearbay:
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
I was tired and lazy and really didn’t want to work out but I did and I am happy I did. People always ask me how I stay motivated and dedicated and honestly, I have no idea how I have stuck with it
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
– Natalie Portman (via emotional-algebra)
Anonymous asked: You have a cute style!
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theofficehobo replied to your photo: I love long socks
Absolutely fetching selfie next to Modest Mouse poster; thank you, my day is now complete.
Wow thank you, you saying that has now completed my day
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Oddly enough, whenever I post a selfie or anything Modest Mouse related I always get new followers. That is my key to new followers.
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...
– Augusten Burroughs (via fabulousbitch69)
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I feel like ever since I got out of high school I am a much more happier, positive, and confident person. I don’t know if it’s because I have minimized the amount of people in my life and lost a lot of “friends” or if I just learned how to focus on only myself. Someone I had not seen in a while told me that I exuded a lot of positive energy now and that I looked happier and I truly am. I have...
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
My only goal in life is to get a boyfriend that is strong enough to carry me on his shoulders so I can get a better view at concerts.
Anonymous asked: Are you still doing insanity?
Anonymous asked: What kind of work outs do you do for your stomach?
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home: